This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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