Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
It was confusing and full of hummus
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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