never play flip cup with pint glasses
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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