I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
tell me about the fingering
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