I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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