i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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