I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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