make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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