I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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