When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Farmville is her only friend.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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