i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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