She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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