Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
just tell him i said nine months
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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