She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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