Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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