they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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