Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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