i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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