You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
