Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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