If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she smelled like a LAN party
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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