I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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