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(386): View more from Florida

i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena

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(615): View more from Tennessee

New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs

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(205): View more from Alabama

Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook

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(516): View more from New York

any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?

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(516): View more from New York

In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea

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(740): View more from Ohio

His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.

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(817): View more from Texas

Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join

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