Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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