plz talk dirty to me
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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