The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
