Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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