one two three fourrrrnication!
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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