Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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