I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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