Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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