He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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