it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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