Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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