Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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