Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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