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(212): View more from New York

We won't sleep together?

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(647): View more from Ontario

a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....

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which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?

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(573): View more from Missouri

I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life

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(859): View more from Kentucky

IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL

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(816): View more from Missouri

So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta

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(801): View more from Utah

This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack

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(613): View more from Ontario

I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.

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