i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
My vagina just clenched in fear
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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