I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
