I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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