i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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