Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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