Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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