When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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