so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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