You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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