I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Randomize
