i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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