Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
It's never too late to be topless.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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