The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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