what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
He kissed a someone with a penis
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
His hands were made for my vagina.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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