i would punch a child for taco bell
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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