a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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