Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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