The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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