he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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