she kept yelling 'call me bella'
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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