im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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